Reducing plastic waste is woke

Reducing plastic waste is woke.

Pro tip to journalists wanting to find a “woke outrage” story: go to Twitter. You’ll always find something there.

Another, @simonelanna went ahead and tagged environmentalist Greta Thunberg to complain, writing: ‘Sick of these caps that don’t detach from the bottle. ‘What is the point?? I’ve never thrown the cap away separately? All it does is scratch my face and ruin my day. Now I yank them off out of spite.’

Obviously Greta Thunberg is personally responsible and so this MUST be woke. Unfortunately, not everyone is batshit cray-cray:

Meanwhile, @slackonbothsides, commented: ‘A woke bottle cap… The f**k does that even mean? How can a plastic bottle cap be awake and aware to injustice?’