Chicken sandwiches are woke

Now Gen Z are waging war on our sandwiches! How younger Brits are ditching English classics like ham and mustard in favour of fancy woke fillings:

Chicken sandwiches are woke:

While sliced ham is a sandwich stalwart for the older generations, with a quarter (26%) of Boomers saying it’s their number one meat, gym-loving Gen Z prefer leaner chicken (31%).

And as for cheese:

Gen Z are almost as likely to include continental cheese (48%) as they are English cheddar in their sandwich. This compares with just over a quarter (27%) of baby boomers.

Brie. They mean Brie. That’s woke, and foreign. French - you can’t trust the French. They are almost certainly woke, despite their formidable commitment to smoking.